21.9.04

he did it! kerry did it! he attacked the right thing! stick and move, stick and move! i don't normally put links in a post, but here. if either one of the people who read this blog haven't had a chance to see or hear this, this is the best i can pull off for the moment. i was trying to find the whole speech in its entirety, but what are you going to do.

17.9.04

our presidential contest is neck and neck,
with candidates spewing lies and dreck.
we must stop our bumpkin warlord,
but the other option leaves me bored.
why a luke warm moderate instead
of a firebrand heart and a cool head.
how about a liberal to rally behind
someone who uses their nimble mind
mass produced choices are a limiting few
(sorry, mr. nader, this job's not for you!)

vote for me, next election, and i'll tell you what
a hybrid car in every garage
and two beers in every gut.
-g

13.9.04

played football with a bunch of guys in their late thirties on saturday. went to the driving range with a certain howler monkey yesterday. my hands feel like oven mitts, and my quads are creaking. god help me, i'm an old man at twenty-six.

7.9.04

i hope that everyone's labor day weekend was as good as mine. i especially hope that the forty plus mosquitos who did their parts in the long standing quest to make it easier for me to get drunk. a note to the red cross... if you see one of those mosquitos, grab the fucker, as she has at least a pint of my at least somewhat rare blood type. a note to the moquitos... i saw you staggering around after you bit me. that'll teach you. also, if one of you fuckers gave me west nile, you'd better hope i die from it, because i've got connections, and i'll find you. (editors note: we here at gthedamned realize that very few if any moquitos will ever read this last bit of rant, if for no other reason than it takes at least fifty of them to turn on the average computer.)