the demokkkrats have a plan! it may not be much, but it's a start, and it's something we can all get behind. that's right, five years after the terrorists attacked us, let's actually go get osama bin laden, the guy responsible! who'd have thought? after careful searching, we have determined that he is not in iraq (where he was never even rumored to be, but wouldn't that have been clever of him?). all of our intelligence leads us to believe that he is in afghanistan or (more likely) pakistan, some of the toughest country on the planet. fortunately for us, the area is largely populated by afghanis, some of the toughest people on the planet! someone over there can probably point to the right cave, or perhaps to the dialysis machine that he has to get to on a pretty regular basis. justice will be served!
and then, we can stop making things worse in iraq. we'll need to pull back on our troops there, though not all at once. in all likelyhood, we're going to be paying for that mess for years to come. hopefully it's a problem we can help with "aid" as opposed to one that will have to be paid in "blood" collected by all the "people who never in a million years would have been terrorists had we not pissed them off so much in the last three years."
stand together, demokkkrats. you might just be onto something.
fuck bush.
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