28.2.08

this one's a little frightening... looking through my statcounter hits, someone found this page by searching via ask.com "what would happen if i stuck a live baby weasel up my ass?" on the plus side, i don't seem to have been in the top twenty pages, so this is someone so desperate for said information that s/he was willing to check every lead, no matter how remote.

next time, people, let's make it "what would happen if we stuck a live rabid mongoose up dubya's ass?" or, for the sake of relevancy, "what would happen if we grabbed john mccain by the asshole and turned him inside out?" (answer: a thirty percent decrease in republikkkan shit)

26.2.08

this marks the second day i've stayed home sick with the flu, so therefore the second day i've been unable to make my own sales. i should be back in action tomorrow, and for those who care, so should the rest of casa de thedamned.

not that i've been actively political for a while, but gthedamned hopes to be voting for barack obama. i realize that he's actually the more conservative (by a slim margin) of the two democratic candidates, and feel that clinton would be a fine choice as well, but i have to go with my instincts here and vote for the one who hasn't been there for years (don't call it a comeback). ah, for a day that there is a candidate who believes what i do, but it's hard to find someone as liberal as i can be who still believes in the death penalty. actually, as i think i have stated before, i am in favor of corporal punishments as well, but that isn't likely to happen anytime soon.

short post, just flexing my long underused blogging muscles.

7.2.08

siouxs! called me when she got home today to ask if i had been home at all after dropping jack at the daycare. i said i had, why? the door was wide open, she said, and then turned to the media rack to discover that virtually all of our dvd's and our playstation 2 and all the games were gone. on further inspection (after the police came) we discovered that we were also missing a box from siouxs!'s dresser that looked like a jewelry box, but really contained junk, and a almost brand new 1.75l bottle of rum. we're thinking it was some kids, based on what was taken, when there are more valuable things in the house, but it is no less maddening to think you have been ripped off by a teenager as opposed to an adult. we are otherwise fine, and are thankful that nothing worse happened.

more gthedamned soon, perhaps after i calm down a little.