florida, i love you, but you always fuck shit up...
they're already trying to steal the election, and it's still four days away. there's all this fraud and scandal with their stupid absentee ballots already. and in the great state of misery, neither siouxs! nor i have received our voter registration cards yet. does anyone know a good lawyer?

go cards 2005!
congratulations to red sox fans, red sox, and everyone else, either red or sox related. let's keep this boston momentum going. go kerry! win the pennant!

i just had a post dissapear into the void...
i blame the fbi
fuck bush

how the hell did the cardinals go from being two games up to one game behind? roger clemens isn't that damned good.
the new topographer deserves a shout out and a wish of good luck. click the first link to see why.
does anyone know anyone whose voting for w, and are they running off of more than a brainstem alone?
before i forget, fuck bush. fbi, i want to see a copy of my file as per the freedom of information act. then, fuck cheney.

oh yeah, i almost forgot. fuck bush. just fuck him, fucker.

it's hard to be a liberal and a baseball fan. no one who reads this will be all that surprised by any of it, but i have been a pretty die hard bleeding heart weepy eyed tax and spend liberal since the fourth grade. since moving to st louis, i have become a cardinals fan with the fervor of a religious convert (credit that comparison to siouxs!, not me). for game one of the national league series, i was watching the game and listening to the debate, occasionally flipping the channel to check out the american league series. last night, we were fortunate enough to not have to choose. thank you, matt morris, for not doing worse than you did. (knocking on wood 'till my knuckles bleed) cards and kerry: can they go all the way?

bring me the head of ralph nader
that spoiling fucker.
there is a reason that you're not
on (some) ballots, sucker.
(i'm still not a demokrat
nor a republikkkan't
but if the choice was bush or lucifer
i'd be the devil's supplicant.)
third parties are all well
and good, in times of peace
but this is war, us versus them
and we'll stand a chance at least
if we fight together against
our common enemy
a certain huckster, smiling tool
with a monster for a daddy.
so violence may not solve
this third party quandary
but lock ralph n. behind closed doors
and another votes john kerry.

dubya is on the ropes, and yet i'm still worried about the election. perhaps the debate tonight will ease my mind.
the dodgers are on the ropes, and yet i'm still worried about this series. perhaps the game saturday will easse my mind.

the preceding statements represent two thirds of my overall thought for the past few days. the remainder is spent being worried about siouxs!, who has homecoming this weekend to stress her out. i love you. hang in there for two more days, and it will all be better.

dubya is on the ropes, and yet i'm still worried about the election. perhaps the debate tonight will ease my mind.
the dodgers are on the ropes, and yet i'm still worried about this series. perhaps the game saturday will easse my mind.

the preceding statements represent two thirds of my overall thought for the past few days. the remainder is spent being worried about siouxs!, who has homecoming this weekend to stress her out. i love you. hang in there for two more days, and it will all be better.

keep your head up, howler monkey. we're all living weekend to weekend to a certain extent... and if the weekend isn't soon enough, declare a religious holiday and do something fun (one of the bonuses of never stating to anyone, even yourself, anything binding about your religious beliefs).

in related news, the cardinals game yesterday was perfect. great weather (just the perfect amount of cool), cold beer, and an astounding victory with five home runs. no wonder espn thought no one would want to watch our game as compared to the other first round playoff games. motherfuckers.

requiat in pace, Rodney.

oh yeah, and fuck bush.

today is the first day of baseball post season, and i will be there. for anyone who would be, be jealous. anyone who wouldn't, just be happy for me. i'm going to say cardinals 8, dodgers 4. i'm also going to be knocking on a wooden rabbit's foot with my hat on inside out and every crossable digit crossed.

in political news, fuck bush. that's right, fuck him.