our presidential contest is neck and neck,
with candidates spewing lies and dreck.
we must stop our bumpkin warlord,
but the other option leaves me bored.
why a luke warm moderate instead
of a firebrand heart and a cool head.
how about a liberal to rally behind
someone who uses their nimble mind
mass produced choices are a limiting few
(sorry, mr. nader, this job's not for you!)

vote for me, next election, and i'll tell you what
a hybrid car in every garage
and two beers in every gut.
-g