bring me the head of ralph nader
that spoiling fucker.
there is a reason that you're not
on (some) ballots, sucker.
(i'm still not a demokrat
nor a republikkkan't
but if the choice was bush or lucifer
i'd be the devil's supplicant.)
third parties are all well
and good, in times of peace
but this is war, us versus them
and we'll stand a chance at least
if we fight together against
our common enemy
a certain huckster, smiling tool
with a monster for a daddy.
so violence may not solve
this third party quandary
but lock ralph n. behind closed doors
and another votes john kerry.