truly, my aspirations to power aren't that great. all i want is a quiet life, away from the hustle and the bustle, where i can kick back, relax, and occasionally perform all of the duties required by my newly appointed position, secretary of rum based cocktails. i'll even accept minister of rum based cocktails, since my patriotism might be made mutable by a beach and enough rum. and a hammock. the hammock is key.