i don't think she's read the ol' blog in quite some time, but i want to wish my beautiful wife suzi a happy birthday. if anyone else would like to as well, send me an e-mail and i will forward it to her.

i don't think i have a free weekend in the entirety of june. i could really use some dedicated nap time, but somehow i think it may be a lost cause.

how many republikkkans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

republikkkans don't screw. the stork brings them light (among other things), or so they say...

fuck bush