i just chatted with my sister-in-law in boston while she was on break. don't worry, i've already made fun of her for chatting with me on break when there should be any number of more interesting things to do. she asked if i thought she should be drinking a 40 oz in the parking lot, which brought to mind one of my least favorite things about the stl: no forties. for some inane reason (i.e. serious ignorance/racism running to the core), it is illegal to sell 40 oz. bottles of malt beverage in st. louis city or county. when i need some mickey's or o.e. 800, i have to drive to illinois. how am i supposed to get my buzz jump started without forty ounces of sweet, sweet malt liquor? moreover, when i go to the doctor, i want to truthfully be able to say i usually have three or four drinks a night.
fuck bush, but fuck francis slay, mayor of st. louis as well.
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