vaffanculo

antonin scalia, aka tactmaster flash, is a real dick.

we all knew this anyway, but now, we have it on camera.  and i quote, "to my critics, i say, ?vaffanculo."  let's break that down, shall we?

"to my critics" - by whom, tony can only mean every american who doesn't want to  torture the brown people.  those bastards.  how can any good red-blooded american not find it in their heart to attach alligator clamps to the nipples of any afghani/arab we can get our hands on (and if he/she is a terrorist, bonus!)? 

who else might be a critic of antonin scalia?  those terrible people who think every woman is a hostage to her own uterus?  those people who don't value human life so much that they'll kill for it?

critics of antonin scalia: the gays and gay sympathizers.  in fact, anyone who thinks that anything other than missionary position vanilla sex is ok must be a critic of scalia.

 

i guess that's why he told us all to "go get fucked up the ass" in that cute sicilian accent of his.  sorry tony, but i don't swing that way.  if there was any real justice in the world, you'd be hearing that every night in sing sing (but not just in italian).

 

pardon my (possibly misspelled) french, but "vas tous fait foutre en cul, antonin."

 

or "chinga tu culo."  whichever works better for you.